Official Schedule For Lazy Bear Weekend 2011
As of July 25, 2011
Wednesday, August 3
11am - 10pm Lazy Bear Weekend Headquarters @ Sonoma Nesting Company
Sonoma Nesting Company
16151 Main Street

Headquarters is open for tag pickup and to provide info on the Weekend. LBW merchandise and advance tickets for “GRRR Crazy” are also available.
 
8pm - 2am Official Opening Night Party-w/ DJ Rotten Robbie
The Rainbow Cattle Company

Show us your tags: Show us you care!! Bring your Bear Tags from past Lazy Bear events and receive 1 raffle ticket for each unique event tag you show! Drink specials for tag holders! No cover.
Thursday, August 4
9am - 10am Early Bear Fitness with Instructor Julian Marshburn
Meet at Guerneville’s historic walking bridge for some light exercise and warm-up with fitness expert Julian. Come on out and participate…or just watch! Free with tags.
 
10am Bear Buzz Coffee Social
The Coffee Bazaar
14045 Armstrong Woods
(New this year)

Free cup of brewed coffee for tag holders
 
11am - 10pm Lazy Bear Weekend Headquarters @ Sonoma Nesting Company
Sonoma Nesting Company
16151 Main Street

Headquarters is open for tag pickup and to provide info on the Weekend. LBW merchandise and advance tickets for “GRRR Crazy” show are also available.
 
11am - 5pm Pool Parties
Mild: Highlands Resort – 14000 Woodland Drive. Enjoy the pool and relaxing setting of this beautiful resort-hideaway!

Not So Mild: The Woods Resort – 16484 Fourth Street. Clothing optional pool party hosted by BearCentral and Bear Slick Lube

Wild: West Sonoma Inn – 14100 Brookside Lane. Featuring DJ Bruce Guilmard (Brussells). Spend the day by the pool at beautiful West Sonoma Inn. Full bar, beer and snacks available. Poolside raffles benefit Lazy Bear Fund.

Tag holders: free admission to all pool parties
Non-tag holders: $20.00 admission gets you one-day access into all pool parties
 
2pm - 3pm Friends of Bill W. Meeting
Main St Station
16280 Main Street
 
6pm - 9pm Twilight Party/ Wine/Cheese Gathering
Sonoma Nesting Company
16151 Main Street

Co-hosted by Dax and Smitty of Sonoma Nesting Company and Glenn Dixon, Sonoma County Wine Specialist.
 
8pm - 10pm Hollywood Sneak Preview
Oddfellows Hall
16219 First Street

“I Was a Teenage WereBear”: Meet writer/director Tim Sullivan (2001 Maniacs, Driftwood’) and cast members from this campy musical spoof of the teen-beach-monster flicks from the ‘60’s. This is one segment of the full-featured film ‘Chillerama”.

Free with tags / $5.00 without
 
8pm - 2am Rainbow Cattle Company
Rainbow Cattle Company

Special drink discounts for tag holders.

No cover charge
 
9pm - 2am Pyro’s BONFIRE
The Outback Campgrounds

Featuring DJ Dee Dub + Medic

Free with tag / $5.00 donation without tags
Friday, August 5
9am - 10am Early Bear Fitness with Instructor Julian Marshburn
Meet at Guerneville’s historic walking bridge for some light exercise and warm-up with fitness expert Julian. Come on out and participate…or just watch! Free with tags.
 
10am Bear Buzz Coffee Social
The Coffee Bazaar
14045 Armstrong Woods (New this year)

Free cup of brewed coffee for tag holders
 
11am - 10pm Lazy Bear Weekend Headquarters @ Sonoma Nesting Company
Sonoma Nesting Company
16151 Main Street

Headquarters is open for tag pickup and to provide info on the Weekend. LBW merchandise and advance tickets for “GRRR Crazy” are also available.
 
10am - 12 Noon Bears in the Woods (New this year)
Meeting Place: from downtown Guerneville, head north on Armstrong Woods Rd, 2 miles to the park gate; meet in the parking lot by the visitor center.

Join Naturalist and Director of Land Programs for ‘Save Mt. Diablo’ Seth Adams for a guided tour of beautiful Armstrong Woods.

Armstrong Redwoods State Natural Reserve is just two miles north of town, literally within walking distance. Join Seth for a flat 2 mile roundtrip walk through the redwoods to learn more about them, with an optional 400’ climb up onto the East Ridge on the return.

Fee: $8 parking fee at the park, free for pedestrians and bikes.
 
11am - 5pm Retail Romp (New this year)
Enjoy an afternoon of retail therapy throughout downtown Guerneville. What a great opportunity to shop early for Christmas (and save a few bucks). Special discounts for Lazy Bear tag holders.
 
11am - 5pm Pool Parties
Mild: Highlands Resort – 14000 Woodland Drive. Enjoy the pool and relaxing setting of this beautiful resort-hideaway!
Not So Mild: The Woods Resort – 16484 Fourth Street. Clothing optional pool party hosted by BearCentral and Bear Slick Lube
Wild: West Sonoma Inn – 14100 Brookside Lane. Featuring DJ/Producer John LePage (djJohnLePage.com)
Spend the day poolside with DJ/Producer John LePage (‘Heaven’ ‘Catch a Fire’). Full bar, snacks, beer and bears! What more could you ask for? All day raffles and chances to win great stuff, with proceeds benefiting the Lazy Bear Fund.

Tag holders: free admission to all pool parties
Non-tag holders: $20.00 admission gets you one-day access into all pool parties.
 
1pm - 4pm Bears with Balls Miniature Golf Tournament!
Lazy Bear Weekend’s first ever BYOB Pee-Wee golf tournament, hosted by Julian Marshburn! Win fabulous prizes and glamorous trophies! Show up and enter to play or watch from on the sidelines. Pee-Wee’s Golf-located just over the town center bridge.

Small entry/”greens” fee and great discount for tag holders.
 
2pm - 3pm Friends of Bill W. Meeting
Main St Station
16280 Main Street
 
5pm - 7pm SCRUFF Meet and Greet
Sonoma Nesting Company
16151 Main Street

Meet the men behind the app that has taken the bear community by storm…and fellow ‘Scruffers’ too!
 
6pm - 8pm Dinner Time Beary-o-kee
Bucks

Hosted by Russian Rivers’ own Country Dan! Come, have your dinner and sing…or just watch!
 
8pm - 11pm Grungestar (new this year)
Bucks

Hosted by Cody Elkin, the current Mr. Lone Star Saloon, GRUNGESTAR features live music from ‘Filthy Lifestyle’ and DJ music from the Grunge era of the 1990's, plus raffles sales, food and prizes. So pull out your flannel and cargo shorts, and come have a rocking, grungy time!!

Free with tag / $5.00 donation without
 
9pm - 2am Rainbow Cattle Co.
Rainbow Cattle Co.

Drink specials for tag holders!
No cover charge
 
10pm - 3am Bearracuda Underbear Party
The River Theater

Featuring DJ Steve Sherwood (djstevesherwood.com) with DJ Craig Gaibler (djcraiggaibler.com). Free clothes check provided. Sponsored by SCRUFF

Free with tag/ $ 10.00 without
 
9pm - 2am Pyro’s BONFIRE
Outback Campgrounds

Featuring Rotten Robbie

Free with tags / $5.00 donation without
Saturday, August 6
9am - 10am Early Bear Fitness with Instructor Julian Marshburn
Meet at Guerneville’s historic walking bridge for some light exercise and warm-up with fitness expert Julian. Come on out and participate…or just watch!

Free with tags
 
10am Bear Buzz Coffee Social
The Coffee Bazaar
14045 Armstrong Woods

Free cup of brewed coffee for tag holders
 
11am - 10pm Lazy Bear Weekend Headquarters @ Sonoma Nesting Company
Sonoma Nesting Company
16151 Main Street

Headquarters is open for tag pickup and to provide info on the Weekend. LBW merchandise and advance tickets for “GRRR Crazy” are also available.

(Note: Headquarters will close from 5-6PM each day for dinner.)
 
11am - 5pm Pool Parties
Mild: Highlands Resort – 14000 Woodland Drive. Enjoy the pool and relaxing setting of this beautiful resort-hideaway!
Not So Mild: The Woods Resort – 16484 Fourth Street. Clothing optional pool party hosted by BearCentral and Bear Slick Lube
NOT SO WILD: The Estate – 16590 River Road. (Home of Sunday Furry Sunday).
DJ’s Sean Mac (Atlanta) and Craig Gaibler (San Francisco) plus a very special live performance by Lazy Bear’s favorite band, Pepperspray! Enjoy the day by the pool and beautiful setting and visit our first Lazy Bear Market! Raffles! Prizes! Beer, barbeque and full bar…what more do you need? Sponsored by El Monte RV Rentals

Tag holders: free admission to all pool parties
Non-tag holders: $20.00 admission gets you one-day access into all pool parties and Bears on the River
 
11am - 5pm Bears on the River
The Guerneville Lodge
15905 River Road (New this year)

Bring your ‘floaties’ to this first-time ever afternoon party on the Russian River with water-games, tubing and lazing at the site of the former Willows. Featuring the sounds of DJ Barney Philly. Full bar/snacks available. Oh…and did we mention the floating duck race??
Need a tube or floatie? Visit Kings Sporting Goods Downtown Guerneville-tag holders get 10% discount!

Tag holders: free admission to all pool parties
Non-tag holders: $20.00 admission gets you one-day access into Bears on the River and all pool parties
 
2pm - 3pm BMB Ice Cream Social
The Coffee Bazaar
14045 Armstrong Woods Road.

Free scoop of ice cream to first 100 guests with Tag, or while supplies last, courtesy of Big Muscles Bears.com
 
2pm - 3pm Friends of Bill W. Meeting
Main St Station
16280 Main Street
 
5pm - 8pm Sisters’ Bingo - Lazy Bear Edition
Oddfellows Hall
16219 First Street

Doors open at 4PM.

A Lazy Bear Weekend favorite returns! The Russian River Chapter of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence host an uproarious evening of bawdy bingo and debauchery! Great fun, great prizes!!

(NOTE – Sister’s Bingo always sells out, so be sure to get to there early.)
 
7pm - 10pm Lazy Bear Cabaret LIVE!
Buck’s Tavern
16440 4th Street

Doors for the 8pm show open at 7 pm.
Cocktail and dinner service available before the show!
Get there early to preview all the items going up for auction!!

“GRRR-CRAZY” -Starring Tom Orr
San Francisco's "Original Musical Comedy Cabaret Porn Star" and the dirty mind behind ‘Dirty Little Showtunes!" brings his unique stand-up schtick and sexy, satirical, smutty songs to a brand new show: GRRR Crazy!

Variously called "The Lenny Bruce of Parody", and "Queer Al Yankovic”, Tom Orr will be belting bawdy Broadway ball-busters, as well as stepping out of his show tune ghetto comfort zone with a suite of parodies of today’s biggest pop divas from Lady Gaga to Beyoncé and Willow Smith. With musical direction and accompaniment by maestro Dave Dobrusky and special guest Cameron Cummings, GRRR CRAZY! will have the fuzzy all abuzz.

Lazy Bear’s famous “High Rollers Auction” immediately follows.

$10.00 with tags / $20.00 without tags
 
9pm - 2am Rainbow Cattle Co.
Rainbow Cattle Co.

Drink specials for tag holders!
No cover charge
 
9pm - 3am xdelmar and Castrobear present SWEAT
The River Theatre

Lazy Bear Weekends’ hottest dance event, featuring DJ’s James Torres and John LePage.

$10.00 with tags / $20.00 without tags
 
9pm - 2am Pyro’s BONFIRE
The Outback Campground

Featuring DJ James Lee and DJ Jimmy Swear

Free with tag / $5.00 donation without
Sunday, August 7
11am - 6pm Castrobear Presents Sunday Furry Sunday
The Estate
16590 River Road

Featuring DJ Rotten Robbie’s uninterrupted music and the largest private pool in Guerneville, Sunday Furry Sunday cannot be missed! BBQ, full bar and beer served by the hotties of the Sacramento Gay Men’s Chorus, plus all-day raffles, LBW famous silent auction and the first ever Lazy Bear Weekend Market.

Free with tags / $30.00 without tags
Sponsored by Scruff, Eagle LA, BearCentral, 440 Castro
 
8pm - 2am PLAY T-Dance at the River - The Official Closing Night Dance
flirt. frolic. dance.

PLAY T-Dance at the River

The River Theatre, 16135 Main Street, Guerneville, CA 95446-8301

www.rivertheater.biz

The Official Closing Night Dance

DJ Russ Rich (SFO)

http://www.djrussrich.com

Gear Up - Sports Gear!

Wear your favorite sport gear - wrestllng, football, soccer, rugby, football, gym, swimming, etc


Free with tags. $10 without.

Since it's launch in 2001, PLAY T-Dance, produced by Past Curfew, Inc, has become renowned for its unique and engaging themes, abundant hospitality, unrivaled production values and the most uplifting and energetic t-dance music on left coast. Thousands of men (and even some women) have flirted, frolicked and danced the night away to their favorite t-dance tunes, spun by world class DJ talent. Past Curfew is excited to bring PLAY T-Dance, the Bay Area's longest running t-dance, and it brand of event production to Lazy Bear Weekend. Get ready to flirt, frolic and dance!